The Floor is Lava...so what?

[lionofthe_east]

[Somehow, he had ended up on the same bed as Eagle.

(It wasn't anything like that you sick perverts!)

When ever their feet touched the floor, for some reason it would hurt a lot. He couldn't even being to figure out why, but the bed was safe.]

What the hell is going on here?

[Lion leaned over and studied the floor accusingly before bringing a hand down and tentative touching the floor with a finger...before drawing back with a hiss.]

...fuck!

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[lionofthe_east]

[That...that he hadn't expected.

Crap. What was he supposed to do...]

D-don't mention it you idiot.

[It's not like he was worried or anything!]

[eagleofthe_west]

[Great, now he's embarrassed too.

Eagle pushes Lion away so he can actually sit back on the bed, looking anywhere but directly at him.]

A-Anyway. We should find some way to get out of here.

[lionofthe_east]

That's what I've been trying to do, you idiot.

[eagleofthe_west]

[Okay, all good feelings gone.]

Don't call me an idiot, you stupid cat.

[He turns, and places his hand on the window beside the bed.]

What about if I jumped through here?

[lionofthe_east]

[He reflexively reaches out to grab Eagle's collar. Due, you can't fly, don't you remember?]

Don't even think about it.

[eagleofthe_west]

Then you think of a better idea, stupid cat.

[But he doesn't make a move to jump out the window.]

[lionofthe_east]

That's what I was trying to do, idiot.

[eagleofthe_west]

One that isn't walking out of here on your hands.