The Floor is Lava...so what?

[lionofthe_east]

[Somehow, he had ended up on the same bed as Eagle.

(It wasn't anything like that you sick perverts!)

When ever their feet touched the floor, for some reason it would hurt a lot. He couldn't even being to figure out why, but the bed was safe.]

What the hell is going on here?

[Lion leaned over and studied the floor accusingly before bringing a hand down and tentative touching the floor with a finger...before drawing back with a hiss.]

...fuck!

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[eagleofthe_west]

[Eagle was curled up in the corner of the bed with the blanket drawn over him, chin on his knees as he watches Lion be an idiot.]

Stupid cat. What were you going to do if it didn't shock you that time? Walk out of here on your hands?

[lionofthe_east]

[Lion glared at Eagle.]

Shut up! At least I'm doing something!

[eagleofthe_west]

If you're going to do something like that, it would be better to do nothing.

[He turns to look at the wall and curls up tighter.]

[lionofthe_east]

How would that be any better!? [He grabs at Eagle's blanket and pulls.] Oi! Look at me when I'm talking to you!

[eagleofthe_west]

Hey! What do you think you're doing?! [He grabs the blanket as well, and pulls in the opposite direction. Sadly, he is too light to really win in a tug-of-war against a lion. He ends up unbalancing and slips off the bed.]

[lionofthe_east]

Get out of there, you stupid-- [When he sees Eagle falling backwards though, he immediately lets go of the blanket.

Stupid, clumsy--!

He reaches out a hand to catch Eagle around the waist. Thankfully bird are light...]

Watch what you're doing you clumsy bird!

[eagleofthe_west]

[Eagle immediately clings to Lion, because he had disliked that feeling of falling and not being able to do anything about it more than he was willing to admit.

He gives a sigh of relief into Lion's neck...not in the mood to argue.

For now.]

Th-Thanks.

[lionofthe_east]

[That...that he hadn't expected.

Crap. What was he supposed to do...]

D-don't mention it you idiot.

[It's not like he was worried or anything!]

[eagleofthe_west]

[Great, now he's embarrassed too.

Eagle pushes Lion away so he can actually sit back on the bed, looking anywhere but directly at him.]

A-Anyway. We should find some way to get out of here.

[lionofthe_east]

That's what I've been trying to do, you idiot.

[eagleofthe_west]

[Okay, all good feelings gone.]

Don't call me an idiot, you stupid cat.

[He turns, and places his hand on the window beside the bed.]

What about if I jumped through here?

[lionofthe_east]

[He reflexively reaches out to grab Eagle's collar. Due, you can't fly, don't you remember?]

Don't even think about it.

[eagleofthe_west]

Then you think of a better idea, stupid cat.

[But he doesn't make a move to jump out the window.]

[lionofthe_east]

That's what I was trying to do, idiot.

[eagleofthe_west]

One that isn't walking out of here on your hands.