This is a voice test post~

[tofu_tamashi]

[Waka wasn't sure how he ended up in this situation.

All he was certain of as he dropped onto the ground after asking to be let out of here was this:]

...Geki-san is definitely going to be angry with me.

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[aggressivelycute]

Oi, Gundam. Once you stretch your legs you're getting back into that bag, get it, desu?

[He's not the bad guy here, honest. He was just kidnapping this talking Gundam for Keroro.]

[tofu_tamashi]

Um. [He looked up.] Kidnapper-san, can't you just let me go home? I'm sure you have your reasons, but kidnapping other people is bad, you know.

[You are totally the bad guy here.]

[aggressivelycute]

I don't think you understand what's happening here, desu. You are my prisoner.

[And his one-way ticket to Keroro's heart.]

[tofu_tamashi]

I understand that part. What I don't understand is why.

[He stands back up and looks up at Tamama.]

Kidnapper-san, if there's a reason for why you're doing this, why don't you tell me?if I can I'll definitely help you!

[See that earnest look in his eyes, Tamama. This is what being cute looks like.]

[aggressivelycute]

[This evil little shit.... (No, Tamama....I think that role's being played by you as well.)]

Don't talk to me like you know me!

[tofu_tamashi]

But I do know you, Kid-san! [Becasue 'kidnapped-san' is too much of a mouthful.]

We've already met, haven't we? So that means we know each other! So if you have any problems, I'll definitely listen to them!

[aggressivelycute]

I don't want your sympathy. You can't help me! No one can!

[And now this is turning into the kidnapping scene in a cop drama.

AND WHY THE HELL WAS HIS CUTE AND LOVELY SELF THE KIDNAPPER?!]

[tofu_tamashi]

You don't know that! Besides, I believe if we just work together, then anything is possible.

[He is a protagonist. Don't underestimate his ability to be cute.

AND YOU MADE YOURSELF A KIDNAPPER, TAMAMA. You know, when you kidnapped Waka?]

[aggressivelycute]

I'm too far gone and I've done too much to give up now, desu!

[Kidnapping someone and being The Kidnapper trope are two different things.]

[tofu_tamashi]

[Same difference.]

That's not true, Kid-san!

[Waka has no idea what you've done, but that doesn't matter.]

[aggressivelycute]

It's true! There's nothing for me now but this!

[Tearing up.]

All I can do to make him notice me is this, desu!

[tofu_tamashi]

There has to be another way!

I promise you that I'll find another way. So please don't be sad anymore, Kid-san.

[Waka, do you even know what you're promising here...?]