And despite being a species of eagle with a five-foot wing span, he really didn't have the muscle or weight to support a lion, so they both topple over into what Eagle thinks (with the part of his brain that isn't screaming) is a position he really, really doesn't want to be in.

Eagle reflexively closes his eyes tightly so he doesn't have to think about the way the bed dipped under Lion's weight and the fact that his hands couldn't move.

"G-Get off! Stupid lion! Bald lion! Mean! Terrible! Pervert!"